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# shirt-court

"I'm a parent just like you" and other threats

★ THE OFFICIAL FAMILY TRIBUNAL ★

The Shirt Says
"I'm Showing Up."
We Wish It Wouldn't.

Our cousin Venus made a shirt that reads "I'm a parent just like you, I'm showing up, and you can too. Get involved." Which is lovely, except it sounds like it is doing all of that at us. The family votes below.

Exhibit A: The Shirt, Already Disappointed In You
The shirt Venus made, which says I'm a parent just like you, I'm showing up, and you can too. Get involved.

What the shirt believes:

  • It is a parent. Just like you. Do not fact check this.
  • It is showing up. To things you did not invite it to.
  • You can too. This is not a suggestion.
  • Get involved. It will keep saying this until you do.

Cast Your Official Judgment

0% judged
1. How judgemental is this shirt, honestly?

Remember: the shirt is also evaluating you right now.

2. Should anyone actually buy this shirt?

Venus will see the results. Venus will make a follow-up shirt about the results.

Left is a calm holiday. Right is a group chat renamed "why".

😴 peaceful 🔥 legendary

50% chaos. Uncle Ray is already texting.

4. Where is it acceptable to wear this?

Check all that apply. There are no wrong answers, only interventions.

Optional. Two sentences max, same rule as real court.

0/280 characters of courage

Anonymous voting is for cowards and cousins we still like.